I am so sad. These headphones make all my music sad. And I swear I’m gonna rip out some throats if Google docs’ app freezes one. more. time.
HOOOOOOOOOOOW??!?! HOW DID I MANAGE TO BREAK ANOTHER FUCKING PAIR OF HEADPHONES?! IT GETS CAUGHT ON ONE TOO MANY THINGS AND JUST ROBS ME OF EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR. I GO TO PLUG IT IN AND IT’S ALL
“Oh, am I plugged in all the way? I thought you liked uneven sounds? What is bass? Here’s the background chorus instead.”